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johngr
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« on: October 17, 2015, 10:25:05 AM »

Dear Sirs,

I am considering making a rather big reload deposit to your sportsbook -- I know, I must be a glutton for punishment after how you not a very nice persons gumshoeed me around the last time I won a fair amount and I tried to withdraw my winnings, but you do offer good odds for arbs and bonus-hedging from time to time, so what the hell?

Before I make my deposit, however, I require the following documentation from you:

1. A certified copy of Sportbet.com's audited financial statements including details of customer deposits and withdrawals going back two years (you may blackout customers' identifying information).

2. A recent utility bill for your operations center

3. A recent corporate bank statement

4. Personal financial statements and copies of bank statements and driver licences or other government-issued identification for all executive officers

5. Copies of driver licences or other government-issued identification for all employees who directly report to an executive officer.

Please be advised, that upon receipt of the above items, I may require further documentation (the requirements of which I will make up as I go along), that I will TAKE MY OWN SWEET GOD-DAMNED TIME answering correspondence requesting clarification of my requirements and that when I finally do respond, my answers to your specific and well-formulated questions will be obfuscating, contradictory and dissimulating.

Sincerely,

P. S. I offer a 10% bonus on my deposit IF YOU SCAM ARTISTS WILL AGREE TO GIVE ME MY foolING MONEY WHEN I ASK FOR IT!
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Efu
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2015, 06:32:46 PM »

 thumbsup lol
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GreenFish
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2015, 12:07:33 AM »

Havn't we all thought this a few times boxing  Well done lol beer beer
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2015, 09:02:01 AM »

I like it!
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